no. you can't hotbox the world.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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