I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
