it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Randomize
