Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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