Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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