Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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