So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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