Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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