Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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