yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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