So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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