I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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