So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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