We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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