Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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