I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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