I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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