Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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