Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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