When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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