How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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