do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I love you.
Bad choice
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