he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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