piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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