So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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