there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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