Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
