i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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