On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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