O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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