Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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