READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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