Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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