friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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