How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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