the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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