Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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