He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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