Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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