yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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