I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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