I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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