I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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