he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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