Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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