Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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