Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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