i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How's work?
Spinning.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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