I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dignity is for republicans.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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