What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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