I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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