As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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