this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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