There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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