then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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