Buhtt sex?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
third nipple confirmed
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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